”Sexual relations during lunch breaks at work”... Putin's ”shocking” solution to low birth rates - Russia

As Russia's birth rate plummets, President Vladimir Putin has made the shocking demand that workers "have sex at work during lunch or breaks."
According to reports by British media outlets such as Metro on the 15th of this month (local time), President Putin is citing Russia's declining birth rate as a reason for having sex at work during lunch or coffee breaks.
"The preservation of the Russian people is our top national priority," Putin said. "This is a matter of national importance, and the fate of Russia depends on how many people there are."
"It all depends on how well we do," he said. Russia's current fertility rate is about 1.5 children per woman, well below the 2.1 needed to maintain a stable population.